I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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