I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize