May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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