Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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