She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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