He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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