He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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