Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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