it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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