But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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