Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
3pm strippers are depressing
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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