Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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