living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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