I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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