It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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