Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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