Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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