Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize