I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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