How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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