I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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