Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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