You work out of a Hotel?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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