I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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