i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I am available for nakedness
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Randomize