I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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