I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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