Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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