his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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