"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Me too!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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