I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I just want nice things and good sex
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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