She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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