it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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