You really coming over, don't trick.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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