let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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