his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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