Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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