Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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