I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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In America we eat man semen.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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