Define "chronic" masturbator.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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