My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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