Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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