Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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