I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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