Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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