i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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