that's an acceptable place to lick
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Congratulations! We have a period
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