we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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