i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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