so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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